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Post by dark on Jun 21, 2004 19:07:41 GMT -5
St. Dark's Hospital
Welcome to St. Dark's Hospital, The only hospital around for miles so if you begin to become skeptical about our efficiency and dedication to our (The Hobos and me) hospital I have one thing to say... Tough luck. Well, Since you are here already make your self at home and pick up a magazine because do to our sister hospital over at the HPN we are to believe that this establishment will be as ineffective as it and will leave you waiting there for hours while our employees our enjoying there lives up in our world renowned food court (Which you arent allowed in) Have fun!
Directory:
[glow=red,2,300]Ground Floor: Artifact Accidents [/glow] (Cauldron Explosions, wand backfiring, broom crashes)
[glow=orange,2,300]First Floor: Creature Induced Injuries[/glow] (Bites, stings, burns, embedded spines, etc.)
[glow=yellow,2,300]Second Floor: Magical Bugs [/glow] (Contagious maladies, e.g, dragon pox, vanishing sickness, scrofungulus)
[glow=green,2,300]Third Floor: Potion and Plant Poisoning [/glow] (Rashes, regurgitation, uncontrollable giggling, etc.)
[glow=blue,2,300]Fourth Floor: Spell Damage [/glow] (Unliftable jinxes, hexes, and incorrectly applied charms, etc.)
[glow=purple,2,300]Fifth Floor: Visitors Tearoom and Hosipital Shop[/glow]
[glow=gold,2,300]Sixth Floor:Food Court [/glow]
[glow=white,2,300]Top Secret Job [/glow] Legalossparrow
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